VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

Philip Banks · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:14 am Post subject: MSN Chat

A name pops up on Messenger "Bhegrace3 would like to add you". I accept. This was the conversation -

bhegrace3: u work in media?
Philip Banks: yes
bhegrace3: r u married?
Philip Banks: divorced 4 years ago
bhegrace3: but you have a kids?
Philip Banks: no
bhegrace3: why u dont have a kids
Philip Banks: i sold them into slavery 5 years ago
Philip Banks: no wonder my wife dvorced me
bhegrace3: oic
Philip Banks: I spend the money on an elephant
Philip Banks: couldn't eat it all
Philip Banks: not even with ketchup
bhegrace3: why?
Philip Banks: too much to fit on one plate
Philip Banks: i have small plates and a small mouth
bhegrace3: really?
Philip Banks: elephant is very big
bhegrace3: ouc
bhegrace3: oic
Philip Banks: you probably don't but it's making me laugh
bhegrace3: really?
Philip Banks: yes
Philip Banks: really!
bhegrace3: what r u doing now?
Philip Banks: dancing naked around my room to the Rolling stones

bhegrace3 has gone offline!

Bruce · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:18 am Post subject:

It's a shame. Some people just aren't Stones fans.

B
_________________
VO-BB Member #31 Enlisted June, 2005

I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. .

BenWils · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:31 am Post subject:

Reminds me of the time a telemarketer called to sell digital satellite service to us early one Saturday morning. He was clearly from India and must not have known that he was wasting his time calling people at 7:30am EST. Anyway, I put on a strange voice and then interupted him and told him we had a bear in the house......he was quite surprised at that....I was all....It happens all the time....they get into our cars when we leave them unlocked and drink drinks we leave in the cars etc. I told him the bear stole a pack of bacon we had on the counter for breakfast and was eating it. He kindly exited the phone and said he would call later. He did!!! That was fun when he called and I answered in my normal voice and then had to switch gears to the voice I did before. I think he wised up to the gag though.

I guess it all comes back to bears and Furalex....

It is too bad people don't appreciate the Stones more, Banksey. Too funny!
_________________
Ben

"To be really good at voiceover, you need to improve your footwork and hip snap."

Deirdre · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:49 pm Post subject:

Drew · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:48 pm Post subject:

OIC 2 as I LMAO. CUL8'ER
_________________
www.voiceoverdrew.com
Skype: andrew.hadwal1
Although I have a full head of hair, I'm quite ribald.

Deirdre · Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:01 pm Post subject:

L8R
SK8R.
_________________
DBCooperVO.com
IMDB