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Philip Banks · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:24 am Post subject: VOX250K

Awesome, woot, fabbiness! Oh yeah! I am never very far from excited to announce the launch of VOX250K the new website/club/ayyyyyso-see-ayy-shun speshully for the Voiceoverists. Wanna join.

Here are the rules

1 - No spitting
2 -Obey all the rules

To qualify for membership you simply have to be earning in net vo fee income $250,000 or above per annum (that's posh for per year), satisfy all the membership qualification requirements, agree to the rules and help me kidnap Nancy Wolfson.

Email me or email someone else for ambiguous details ....

"C'mon baby let the good times roll" (our mission statement)

Fran McClellan · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:47 am Post subject:

Bish · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:51 am Post subject:

Rats! I can't join because I don't meet the requirements.

I occasionally expectorate.

(oh, and that net 250K thing may be a big problem as well... can you make it gross?)
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todd ellis · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:53 am Post subject:

i can't bring myself to belong to an association so spitaphobic.

the rest sounds great though.
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Lee Gordon · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:31 am Post subject:

I don't currently qualify but I have expectorations that someday I shall.
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Diane Maggipinto · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:42 am Post subject:

the name is great branding.
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melissa eX · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:46 am Post subject:

If those jelly babies don't do it you might want to try rugelach

Philip Banks · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:40 am Post subject:

FOCUS!!!

DougVox · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:44 pm Post subject: Re: VOX250K

todd ellis · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:37 pm Post subject:

i'm forgenst them.
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DougVox · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 2:49 pm Post subject:

And I won't never not disagree with todd!
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Bish · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 3:04 pm Post subject:

I'm sorry... it just seems to be going this way... Smile

Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having
Never ever, never ever
You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
Into thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having one thing nor not another
Either, neither is it anything, whatever
And it's not not knowing that their ain't nothing showing
And I answer to the name of Trevor, however...

Just cos I ain't never said, no, nothing worth saying
Never ever, never never, ever
Things 'ave got read into what I never said, 'till me mouth becomes me 'ead
Which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor not another
Neither, either is it anything I haven't said, whatever
And it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving
And I answer to the name of Trevor, however...
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Leslie Humble · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:32 pm Post subject:

Well knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor

Hmmmm $250,000 min income for the club. Sounds like there is an offshore tax shelter and a vote for Romney in your future.

Somehow I think of the immortal words of Groucho Marx.
"I refuse to join any club that would have ME as a member"
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Philip Banks · Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:10 am Post subject:

We are accepting pre-application resignations from anyone who doesn't want to join.

Our first official event will be in 45 minutes. Members will walk the two club mascots on the beach in Portgordon.

Philip Banks · Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 7:49 am Post subject:

The first post launch meeting of VOX250K, as opposed to the pre-post launch informal gathering, went well and all the members certainly benefitted in a beneficial way.

Session 1 - Throw sticks for Jazz and Bess which was part of the topic "Stamina to survive VO" ...It was awesome

Session 2 - Walk Jazz and Bess on the beach at Roseisle which was part of the session "Your VO journey - Sand n surf" ...It was awesome.

Session 3 - Go grocery shopping in Tesco which was part of the session "Managing your budget in the market".... It was awesome.

Session 4 - Cancelled. It was going to be about social media but our guest speaker injured himself falling down the stairs after slipping in the shower whilst being mistaken for someone who needed a good hard slap. Saw his bruise ...It was awesome.

Other business/matters arising. One member suggested inviting the guest speaker for Session 4 to speak when he is fully recovered. Said member changed his mind after falling in Portgordon harbour. Suggestion withdrawn.