VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD! Forum Index VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!
Established November 10, 2004
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

Hidden downside of being friendless
Goto page 1, 2  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD! Forum Index -> Chat
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:47 am    Post subject: Hidden downside of being friendless Reply with quote

As we all know and acknowledge I am friendless, universally despised and vilified. I trudge through life lonely and unloved, bitter and angry at my lot.

Believe or not there is a downside to the above. I needed to eat and ACTUALLY remembered for once. I rushed to the trusty motor vehicle and headed at speed to S2, the hot food dispensary.

What to have? The "Munchie Box", a variety of nibbles. Fine! No, not fine. The picture below show the contents of the 10 inch pizza box I was handed. 12 friends would've helped make a dent in the "snack". I hardly scratched the surface. Jazz and Bess did their bit by coping with a nibble or two at the kebab meat.

It's not all beer and skittles in the reject pile!

Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Mandy Nelson
MMD


Joined: 07 Aug 2008
Posts: 2914
Location: Wicked Mainah

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Naan and fries?! I must have missed the part where we are unfriending Philip. I'm so late to everything around here lately.
_________________
006 member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Mic. Bonded by sound.

Manfillappsoc: The Mandy and Philip mutual appreciation Society. Who's in your network?

Have you seen my mic closet? ~ me to my future husband
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Lee Gordon
A Zillion


Joined: 25 Jul 2008
Posts: 6864
Location: West Hartford, CT

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You say you have no friends and then you mention Jazz and Bess. Something doesn't add up. cool
_________________
Lee Gordon, O.A.V.
Voice President of the United States
www.leegordonproductions.com
Twitter: @LeeGordonVoice
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are in love with the donar meat only.

Pita bread, not nan.

In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are in love with the donar meat only.

Pita bread, not nan.

In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are in love with the donar meat only.

Pita bread, not nan.

In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are in love with the donar meat only.

Pita bread, not nan.

In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Mandy Nelson
MMD


Joined: 07 Aug 2008
Posts: 2914
Location: Wicked Mainah

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look at that, Philip is writing to all of his imaginary friends. Poor Philip.
_________________
006 member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Mic. Bonded by sound.

Manfillappsoc: The Mandy and Philip mutual appreciation Society. Who's in your network?

Have you seen my mic closet? ~ me to my future husband
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I left out Dave the magic Lizard from Bodmin! He has UnReallyUnfriended me now from Invisifacebook! Tragedy!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Bish
3.5 kHz


Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 3738
Location: Lost in the cultural wasteland of Long Island

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You have no idea how much I miss something like that. I mean... fries and potato wedges... mystery meat, deep fried onion rings and mushrooms. I'm really hoping that you washed it down with a McKewan's... or at least an Irn-Bru.

... a healthy dollop of mushy peas or curry sauce (or both) would have made it perfect.
_________________
Bish a.k.a. Bish
Smoke me a kipper... I'll be back for breakfast.
I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Lee Gordon
A Zillion


Joined: 25 Jul 2008
Posts: 6864
Location: West Hartford, CT

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jammie Dodgers for dessert.
_________________
Lee Gordon, O.A.V.
Voice President of the United States
www.leegordonproductions.com
Twitter: @LeeGordonVoice
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
ccpetersen
With a Side of Awesome


Joined: 19 Sep 2007
Posts: 3708
Location: In Coherent

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes, Bish is right. It's not complete without the mushy peas.

Wink
_________________
Charter Member: Threadjackers Local 420
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Foog
DC


Joined: 27 Oct 2013
Posts: 608
Location: Upper Canuckistan

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Hidden downside of being friendless Reply with quote

Philip Banks wrote:



I had oral surgery today and can't eat any solid food for a couple days. Hearing my stomach growl as I look that no-doubt delicious plate of salt, grease, carbs and whatnot makes me want to join Facebook just so I can unfriend you sir!
_________________
Andrew Fogarasi


Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had a nice salad with it and a can of Irn Bru ... All part of the meal deal.

Food for a bus load of Marines and one drink!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
DeadDillo
Contributore Level V


Joined: 23 Mar 2014
Posts: 196
Location: Austin, Texas

PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Had a nice salad..."


Well at least you're eating healthy. Rolls Eyes
_________________
www.MarleyAudio.com
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD! Forum Index -> Chat All times are GMT - 7 Hours
Goto page 1, 2  Next
Page 1 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group