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Jeffrey Kafer
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 Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject: tonight's VO gig |
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I get to call Bingo tonight at my son's school. Not getting paid, duh, but it should be fun and 50% of the proceeds are going to a needy family in the school. Yay charity!
I plan to pepper it with jokes, but mine tend to be more in the vein of "There once was man from nantucket..." which don't go over so well in a school setting.
Anyone got some really cheezy kids jokes to share?
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mcm
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"Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok"?
Okay, maybe not. |
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dagoldenknight86
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| Quote: | | I get to call Bingo tonight at my son's school. Not getting paid |
I'm sure they'll give you a free copy of your performance to add to your portfolio! |
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Jeffrey Kafer
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scottnilsen
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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OK, try these...
A guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head. Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get that thing?"
The frog says, "You know, it's the darnedest thing...it started out as just a little bump on my butt...."
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bobsouer
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: |
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Jeff,
From Boys Life, circa 1964...
Two detectives are investigating the scene of a murder. The one detective says to the other, "Well, I don't know who did it, but I think they used a golf gun." The other detective says, "A golf gun? What's that?" The first detective says, "I'm not sure about that either, but whatever it is, it sure made a hole in Juan."
Thank you very much. I'm here all week. Be sure to try the veal.
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Jeffrey Kafer
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that is wonderfully bad, Bob.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese.
Best. Joke. Evar.
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Why should you never do math in a jungle filled with wild, man-eating animals?
Because you might add 4 and 4 and get ate.
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Dan-O
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| Just remember, there's nothing funnier than a fat guy dancing. |
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scottnilsen
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject: |
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How about a bunch of "Your mama" jokes?
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Diane Maggipinto
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what did one snowman say to the other?
d00d, do you smell carrots?
and my favorite:
horse walks into a bar.
bartender says - hey, what's with the long face?
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louzucaro
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Why are elephants so wrinkled?
They're too hard to iron.
Where do dogs park their cars?
In a barking lot.
Why did the lion spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny.
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Moe Egan
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When my eldest was a Cub Scout, the Scout Master had the best kid jokes for Pack meetings...I wish I could remember more of them
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Panther.
Panter who?
Panther No panth, I'm going thwimming
Why are all the numbers afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9
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imaginator
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a priest, a baptist and a rabbi walk into a bar.
the bartender says, "what IS this, a JOKE?"
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paddyo
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| Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:22 pm Post subject: |
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Maybe you could do a live performance of "Garfield without Garfield".
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