VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

[Philip Banks]

This virus was doing the rounds last year but it's back again and still dangerous. DEFINITELY one for us to watch out for ...........


There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.


This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your

colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private

life completely.



If you should come into contact with WORK put your coat on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub

and purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).



The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it. The next

best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.



Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.



This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).



Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application.

Also, now available in the West Country, Cheap-Infiltrator-Downloadable-Extractor-Remedy. Cheaper than B.E.E.R but tougher on yer paunch!