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Jeff McNeal Guest
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:41 am Post subject: Today's Spam Headlines |
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mcm Smart Kitteh

Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2600 Location: w. MA, USA
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! I thought you said you had a new spam filter!!!! Scary.
Thanks for sharing - never knew spam made for such excellent reading  |
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mikemckenzie Guest
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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That is nothing short of brilliant! I see the making of a new Broadway musical on this one "SPAM: The Musical."
The lights come up on the stage, you hear what we just heard-you reading your spam subjnect lines, when you get to the one about "vaigra soft tabs" the music starts and another part of the stage lights up with two actors, a man and a woman talking about their frustrations with daily life and how they wish they had something that would bring more 'zing" into their lives....... they break intoa funny song about viagra-the story unfolds, ends and the moral of the story is given.............then fading back up is you reading the SPAM subject lines and stopping on antoher one.........another group of actors discussing their plight.....break into song about how they just won with publishers clearing house sweepstakes.......
Dude, you've got something there |
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Spacegypsy Guest
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:16 pm Post subject: Viagra - "soft Tabs" |
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Hee hee, that's a bit of a strange combination - Viagra and "soft" - love the irony you put into that!
If my spam came with clips of your voice, I'd probably respond to a lot more!
I recently changed my email address to stop spam - and it worked! It also gave me an opportunity to contact all my clients.... |
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PJHawke Contributore Level V
Joined: 30 Aug 2005 Posts: 160 Location: St. Louis
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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So Jeff, tell us....
How are you doing? :lol:
(guess the answer to that may vary depending on how many o' them soft-tab orders you filled out...)
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Jeff McNeal Guest
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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PJHawke Contributore Level V
Joined: 30 Aug 2005 Posts: 160 Location: St. Louis
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:17 pm Post subject: |
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eh...just a take on the fact that about five of the spam headlines you read were "How are you doing?"...guess it wasn't really that funny...ahem...
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Jeff McNeal Guest
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Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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mcm Smart Kitteh

Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2600 Location: w. MA, USA
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Posted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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This came to my email box today (the one I use in my other life) and I thought Jeff ought to have this to add to his collection:
"Subject: Say Goodbye to Insoluble Proteins
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• New SOS technology yields the best soluble protein results
• 24 solubility optimization parameters applied on each clone submitted
• Powerful results on your most insoluble clones
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Help has finally arrived .... "
Thank Goodness!!!!!! |
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SheSpeaksCopy Guest
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Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:23 am Post subject: |
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Finally, the concept for a stage production that will be a delight to the ADD (attention deficit disorder) population. By the time you loose interest...there's another topic! Brilliant!
What was the name of that show again...
Loved the skit about viagra....
Spam! Yeah that canned meat stuff...nasty
Hey, you want to get a bite to eat? |
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mcm Smart Kitteh

Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2600 Location: w. MA, USA
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:09 am Post subject: |
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This one really makes me chuckle:
Lazy to attend exam or classes?
We have Diplomas, Degrees, Masters' or Doctorate
to choose from any field of your interest.
Only 2 weeks require to delivers the prestigious non-accredited
universities paper to your doorstep.
Do not hesitate to give us a call today!
1-484-693-8861
YHDxe |
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Bailey 4 Large

Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 4336 Location: Lake San Marcos... north of Connie, northwest of the Best.
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:28 am Post subject: |
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Thanks Jeff!.... That's the first time I'll ever really enjoyed listening to SPAM! You have done... what some would say... taken lemons, and made lemonade.
 _________________ "Bailey"
a.k.a. Jim Sutton
Retired... Every day is Saturday, except Sunday.
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AOVA Graduate 02/2004 ;
"Be a Voice, not an Echo." |
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Debbie Guest
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject: Spamusik |
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ROFLMAO
Oh my ... that was frikkin hilarious!!!
What about "Your email won LOTTO".
hahahahhahahaah.
I pay a company to filter my spam and, it actually works.
I have never lost a "real" client because of it either. If someone emails me, they have to verify themselves as a real person (unless I see their name in my filtered list first).
I won't post who the company is here, just in case it is preferred that I don't but they are excellent. I've been using them for 2 years.
Deb
Did I say how funny I thought that was LOL LOL, ahhhhhh nice to laugh isn't it. |
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Charlie Channel Club 300
Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 356 Location: East Palo Alto, CA
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:35 am Post subject: |
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Is that spam or is it phish?
Big smiles, here. Thanks!
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Christopher French Been Here Awhile

Joined: 15 Jan 2006 Posts: 283 Location: The Mitten, USA
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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You know, my mom always serves Spam fried with Open Pit BBQ sauce and Mac n Cheese on the side. . .now that's good eatin'!  _________________ Christopher G. French
"The only limitations we truly have are the ones we place on ourselves." -Attributed to Donald Trump |
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