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Bruce Boardmeister

Joined: 06 Jun 2005 Posts: 7977 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:12 am Post subject: Why Store Owners Should Not Do Commercials |
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OMFG.
Gary's Mattress of Van Nuys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAfXNzXueE&NR=1
Doing a little research it looks like this is a hoax.....but STILL...hire a professional you guys! _________________ VO-BB Member #31 Enlisted June, 2005
I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. . |
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bransom DC

Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 650 Location: St. Louis, MO
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mcm Smart Kitteh

Joined: 10 Dec 2004 Posts: 2600 Location: w. MA, USA
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:47 am Post subject: |
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There are plenty of fer-real ones out there that make me want to knock the biz owner on the head and say "You coulda had a VO!!!!" |
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Mike Sommer A Hundred Dozen

Joined: 05 May 2008 Posts: 1222 Location: Boss Angeles
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:01 am Post subject: |
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In the words of the Village People, "Everybody wants to be a star in Hollywood"
I don't think this guy is in business anymore.
This guy has taken over the market in the valley:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Env1aFBVjHo _________________ The Blog:
http://voiceoveraudio.blogspot.com/
Acoustics are counter-intuitive. If one thing is certain about acoustics, it is that if anything seems obvious it is probably wrong. |
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Bailey 4 Large

Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 4336 Location: Lake San Marcos... north of Connie, northwest of the Best.
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:37 am Post subject: |
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For those contemplating a new marketing change...
bigassvoiceovers.com is available.
 _________________ "Bailey"
a.k.a. Jim Sutton
Retired... Every day is Saturday, except Sunday.
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AOVA Graduate 02/2004 ;
"Be a Voice, not an Echo." |
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Deirdre Czarina Emeritus

Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 13023 Location: Camp Cooper
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:48 am Post subject: |
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CompleteAssProductions.com is NOT available.
I know because I have it.
"We don't do anything half-assed" _________________ DBCooperVO.com
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Bailey 4 Large

Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Posts: 4336 Location: Lake San Marcos... north of Connie, northwest of the Best.
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:57 am Post subject: |
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And you've been... pardon the pun... sitting on this for over 2 years? _________________ "Bailey"
a.k.a. Jim Sutton
Retired... Every day is Saturday, except Sunday.
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AOVA Graduate 02/2004 ;
"Be a Voice, not an Echo." |
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roger King's Row

Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 1064 Location: Central Kentucky
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:59 am Post subject: |
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Like the old musicians' joke about tempo: not too slow, not too fast, kind of half-fast.
roger - an old musician _________________ Roger Tremaine
www.MyFavoriteVoice.com
http://rogertremaine.voices.com/
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. AESOP (The Lion and the Mouse) |
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roger King's Row

Joined: 30 May 2007 Posts: 1064 Location: Central Kentucky
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:02 am Post subject: |
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that just reminded me, we have a new restaurant here called Hugh Jass Burgers.
Don't know if it's a chain or not.
This from a town where we also make Big Ass Fans for barns and industrial buildings. _________________ Roger Tremaine
www.MyFavoriteVoice.com
http://rogertremaine.voices.com/
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. AESOP (The Lion and the Mouse) |
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Lee Gordon A Zillion

Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 6864 Location: West Hartford, CT
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:48 am Post subject: |
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Deirdre wrote: | "We don't do anything half-assed" |
My dad used to say, "There are two ways to do something: assed or half-assed."
By the way, I have a client who sounds like Kermit the Frog with a Lebanese accent. For years he has done his own commercials with his sons. He knows he sounds "non-professional" (but he sure is distinctive) so he and the boys do the shtick and I come in with the information that needs to be conveyed to the audience. _________________ Lee Gordon, O.A.V.
Voice President of the United States
www.leegordonproductions.com
Twitter: @LeeGordonVoice
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JBarrett M&M

Joined: 19 Feb 2007 Posts: 2043 Location: Las Vegas, NV
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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When I lived in Washington State, I used to catch some late-night commercials for "The Captain's Bargain Store" in Vancouver, British Columbia. The Captain was a perky 300+ pound guy who had no budget for proper production, so he made all the ads for his pawn shop with a camcorder. They were quirky and clever and managed to increase his business, but some were just a tad too weird. There was at least one where he was running around with no shirt on. I think I still have some of his spots saved on (*gulp*) VHS, and will be sure to share them here if I ever unearth them. _________________ Justin S. Barrett
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ccpetersen With a Side of Awesome

Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 3708 Location: In Coherent
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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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Believe it or not, there is such a thing as a Big-Ass tuba... my dear hubby is a tuba player and clued me in to that one. It's a 6/4 tuba (you can read more than you ever wanted to know about tubas here: http://www.rickdenney.com/tubas_compared.htm), can be a BBb (B double flat), or CC. they're usually abbreviated to BAT. I only ever saw one once and that was with the Air Force Band of Liberty (based out of Hanscom in Massachusetts). Nice sound. Nothing half-assed about it. _________________ Charter Member: Threadjackers Local 420 |
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CarynClark MMD

Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 2697 Location: Fort Myers, FL
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 5:58 am Post subject: |
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Agree.
And, I've been hanging out on Facebook too much. I keep looking for the "Like" button so I can click it for some of these posts! _________________ Caryn Clark... The Hip Chick Voice!
"A positive mental attitude and having faith in your ability is quite different from being irresponsible and downright stupid." - Dave |
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tackerman The Gates of Troy

Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 1741 Location: in the ether
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ccpetersen With a Side of Awesome

Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 3708 Location: In Coherent
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:33 am Post subject: |
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Back when we lived in MA, we used to cringe at the Bernie & Phyl's Furniture Store ads -- the jingle was awful, Bernie & Phyl both did on-camera and VO, and sometimes they'd have a child choir singing their jingle... out of tune. Memorable? Yes. Effective? We didn't shop there, but lots of people did, but not sure if it was the ads or the cheap prices.
Then, there was the auto dealer whose name I can't recall now who would appear on top of his sign, shouting at the top of his lungs and pretending he was about to fall off the sign. _________________ Charter Member: Threadjackers Local 420 |
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