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Rick Riley
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Joined: 12 Aug 2011
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Location: Portland, OR

PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:51 pm    Post subject: Happy Halloween... Reply with quote

So this skeleton walks into a bar, "Hey Bartender, bring me a beer.... and a mop"
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Kristin Lennox
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Joined: 30 Apr 2011
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said, and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river, and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down, and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
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Mandy Nelson
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Location: Wicked Mainah

PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon
making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of
composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets,
and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up
with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a
hospital security guard who watched the whole incident
walked up and asked,

"What the heck is going on?"

The drunk, still staring down, replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."

Oh, and I LOVE the VO-BBOO!!!
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