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Rick Riley Flight Attendant
Joined: 12 Aug 2011 Posts: 807 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:51 pm Post subject: Happy Halloween... |
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So this skeleton walks into a bar, "Hey Bartender, bring me a beer.... and a mop" |
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Kristin Lennox Flight Attendant
Joined: 30 Apr 2011 Posts: 858
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Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said, and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river, and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down, and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!" _________________ Always look on the bright side of life.
Dee doo. Dee doot doot doo dee doo.
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Mandy Nelson MMD
Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 2899 Location: Wicked Mainah
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Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 7:12 am Post subject: |
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of
tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon
making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of
composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets,
and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms
violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up
with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a
hospital security guard who watched the whole incident
walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied:
"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
Oh, and I LOVE the VO-BBOO!!! _________________ 006 member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Mic. Bonded by sound.
Manfillappsoc: The Mandy and Philip mutual appreciation Society. Who's in your network?
Have you seen my mic closet? ~ me to my future husband |
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