VO-BB - 19 YEARS OLD!

Philip Banks

I've always wanted to do this and this morning I had the time so .....

http://thecorporatevoice.com/corpucare.mp3

If anyone wants a copy of the script to make you own version let me know.

Hart · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:51 am Post subject:

Banksey,

Thanks for the morning (for me anyway) laugh.

"The invalueless corpucare systems corporate touch" Now that's a great line. And where did you get that music? It's perfect!

Thanks for sharing.
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Drew · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:55 am Post subject:

"...twenty-four-seven, sometimes all day." What a hoot. Odd, I just did one the day before that was almost as 'didactic'.
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Philip Banks · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:55 am Post subject:

The music is a buy-out track from YOPO called "Beat Surrender".

What worries me is people in the "corporate sector" thinking it's cutting edge.

BenWils · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:58 am Post subject:

Yes!!!! Taylormade...off the shelf.....I love it....there are some great lines in there.
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Philip Banks · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:19 am Post subject:

If anyone else wants to have some fun

http://thecorporatevoice.com/corpucaremusic.mp3

CorpUCare systems was founded on a Thursday by CEO managing director and fairly important man Giles Peerbridge to meet the ever growing need of companies in the corporate sector for his facilitating services.

Born out of a need to drive international businesses both at home, abroad and overseas forward CorpUcare system are at the forefront of more than four core skillbases. Your business needs dynamic front door attention 24/7 sometimes all day and that’s where the team at CorpUcare come in.

With the IT revolution placing even greater demands on the virtual 3 field system it’s never too late to plan for the millennium within your corporate care structure whichsoever way you format those changes.

An initial one-to-one interaction with a CorpUcare sytems Total implementation analyst is the first step that starts the commencement of your on-going business relationship. Running your business will be left to you following a briefing of how you need CorpUcare systems to integrate our initial and subsequent recommendations from completion to delivery and beyond.

CorpUcare offers three individually tailor made off the shelf plans. Structure1 – For companies anticipating overall sector coverage.
Structure2 – For SMEs, NGO’s or non UK based LLCs
Structure3 – Will benefit those not prepared to fully embrace the radicalities of Structure1 or 2
Structure4 – Is unique and will be rolled out on a case by case basis.

Is your organisation ready? Ready to receive the invalueless CorpUcare systems corporate touch? Call Giles Peerbridge now or call him later but do call by calling 01542 839230.

CorpUcare system– Ready to move you forward by ensuring nothing stands still in your way.

DaveHines · Guest

Hilarious...funniest thing I've heard all day...and I sat in for a "morning show" producer earlier. Wait...that didn't come out right. Oh well...it's a big compliment.

audio'connell · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:13 pm Post subject:

Dear Fairly tall, fat & balding:

Nice job as usual! Wink

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Audiogal · Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:15 pm Post subject:

This sounds like the description I get when I ask one of my friends about her business. Still can't figure out exactly WHAT her company does...
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