VO-BB - 19 YEARS OLD!

Diane Maggipinto · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: OT-Joke Thread

Ribald not allowed..........

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home
from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently
all over the road.

A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to
drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding
his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your
wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.

"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
_________________
sitting at #8, though not as present as I'd like to be. Hello!

www.d3voiceworks.com

Drew · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject:

That's a good one Bitchin

_________________
www.voiceoverdrew.com
Skype: andrew.hadwal1
Although I have a full head of hair, I'm quite ribald.

Philip Banks · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:53 pm Post subject:

Sat in the courtroom Vicky Vox listened to her husband, top imaging voice John T Vox, outline his case as to why he shouldn't lose everythig in the divorce.

"Tell me Mrs Vox" said the Judge "you brought this action. Why did it take you 22 years to ask your husband for a divorce?"

"I didn't like to interrupt"

glittlefield · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject:

My favorite beer-induced joke:

Two guys walk into a bar.

Luckily, neither were seriously injured.

OR...

Administrators at the Los Angeles Unified School District uncovered a cinematic gem when they found a rare educational film in their archives that featured James Dean. In it, Dean discusses the importance of proper sentence structure in the English language.

It's called "Verbal Without a Clause".
_________________
Greg Littlefield
VO-BB Member #59

Bailey · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject:

While we were eating at a local steak house, I noticed some guy across the room eating his peas with a knife. I was so disgusted; I almost dropped a handful of mashed potatoes.
Rolls Eyes

_________________
"Bailey"
a.k.a. Jim Sutton
Retired... Every day is Saturday, except Sunday.
VO-BB Member #00044 W00T

.gif" alt="W00T" border="0" />
AOVA Graduate 02/2004 ;
"Be a Voice, not an Echo." Ninja

COURVO · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:04 pm Post subject:

A nun, a giraffe and a midget walk into a bar....
The bartender says: "What's this?...a joke?"

Courvo
_________________
Dave Courvoisier - Las Vegas, NV
http://www.CourVO.com
CourVO@CourVO.com
Courvo's "Voice Acting in Vegas" Blog: http://www.CourVO.biz
on your phone at courvo.mobi
702.610.6288
"I'm not a news anchor, but I play one on TV."

TC · Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:14 pm Post subject:

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Bar tender?"

Philip Banks · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:38 am Post subject:

Two lions are walking along 5th Avenue and one lion turns to the other and says.

"Quiet for a Thursday, isn't it?"

tackerman · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:05 am Post subject:

My fav corny joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street ..... one was assaulted.

Alan B · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:10 am Post subject:

BenWils · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 5:35 am Post subject:

Kid Jokes:

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because he saw the salad dressing!

Why was the stadium so cool?

Because of all the fans!
_________________
Ben

"To be really good at voiceover, you need to improve your footwork and hip snap."

marko · Guest

A giraffe walks into a bar and says:

"Hey, high balls on me!"

dhouston67 · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:35 am Post subject:

Cannot remember the whole of the bit, but the punch line goes thusly:

...the dog said, "Hey, I never had ten bucks before".
_________________
Great Voice. Great Choice. For Voice Talking and stuff.
http://davidhoustonvoice.com
Do That Voice! - The DHV Blog

Charlie Channel · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:39 am Post subject:

Mike · Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 6:50 am Post subject:

Why don't blind people like to sky dive?

Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
_________________
www.michaelrhys.com

"If grass could run, cows would look like tigers."
Murray Wiggle