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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:48 am    Post subject: Best silly conversation EVER! Reply with quote
Prospective client - Every VO says that they are a top talent. I need something to sell to my client.

Me - I don't, I'm not and I've no idea.

PC - Errrrrrr so ......

Me - Play them my demos and see if they like me. Just a thought.

PC - Could they hear you anywhere else?

Me - Have you ACTUALLY BEEN to my web site!

PC - LAUGHS

Me - Give me a minute (sound of me tapping numbers into my calculator) Ok. Got something for you. Over the next 4 - 5 weeks I will be heard on national and international TV around 11,000 times (wasn't joking). Does that help?

PC - ****ing hell !!!

Me - Of course for that pedigree my session fee is fairly highly

PC - Hit me!

Me - $36.57 plus bus fare

PC - LAUGHS A LOT
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Lee Gordon
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Joined: 25 Jul 2008
Posts: 6864
Location: West Hartford, CT
PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
What you neglected to mention was, he has to buy you the bus. Lips Are Sealed
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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Christmas is full of surprises so I was saving that particular surprise.
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