Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11075 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:30 am Post subject: Give 'em what they want! |
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My next coaching seminar to be held nationally on an international basis will be called "How to nail that next excuse!"
Learn how to -
Travel across a continent to get a pat on the back whilst avoiding crossing the street to ask for a job
Why the next mic and pre you buy will be the best sound for your voice
How to market and brand ineffectively
Why demo producers are not successful voice over people
How to sneer at the "usual suspects" who are on every site and turn up at every event whilst remaining convinced you're NOT one of them.
Intensive cheerleader training from an ex-Dallas Cowboy cheerleader so you can Woot convincingly when another VO tells you about a great job they can't talk about shortly before asking to borrow money for the bus ride home.
Ensure your internet activity is SEO maximised - Shallow Empty Optimistic.
How to pick the right VO coach on at least several occasions.
Most important of all why this is a dream job NOT a job for dreamers so you really do need to WAKE UP!
Fly to Portgordon to learn more. B&B free, course fee $1. Collies supplied. |
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