VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

Philip Banks

10am UK time - Land Rover arrives outside my house. 4 people get out. Land Rover leaves.

We do the introductions. 3 boys one girl.

"We want to do a whisky tour!" says Yishay. All the other boys grin and nod enthusiastically. Ruth says something to them in Hebrew. It is clear SHE does not.

I give the boys my car keys and input Strathisla distillery into the satnav and off they go.

"Collie walk, beach, Seals and then coffee?" I say.

Off we go.

On the way we meet Ian who is a real dinosaur, sexist and has the people skills of a Rattlesnake with a hang over.

"Hi Ian. This is Ruth ..."

Ian stares at her (no eye contact) and grins

"Och darling not another bloody Voice Over !"

"NO!" barks Ruth " another f***ing Israeli Air Force F-18 Pilot, DARLING!"

SILENCE

Ian doesn't do silence, he ought to, he is very good at it.

Bish · Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:40 am Post subject:

Philip has the bestest posts.

I feel I know everyone... especially Ian. I know Ian... but my Ian happens to be called John.
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Deirdre · Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:20 pm Post subject:

I kinda think I met this Ian.
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Philip Banks · Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 12:37 pm Post subject:

You did!