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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
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Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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 Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:12 am Post subject: Heads up Dood! |
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In an aeroplane and in some cars one can often find a HUD (Head up display). This thingy enables one to enjoy the view and be told all manner of wonderful things. Tis a fabby thing!
Human Beans have hi-jacked the above to share invlaueless information. My personal HUD units have, whilst I have being enjoying the view, told me the following.
"X told us he thinks you're a bully"
"Y said you're just MEAN"
"546 TV commercial you've been doing has now been offered to someone else"
"On the A-Pox-On-Thee- website they're offering £1 for a job YOU did for three Yachts and a private jet"
"Did you know that every time you say PFGNEIFNDSK you're mouth almost clicks"
My Human Bean HUDS have never once shared anything remotely positive or uplifting.
"Dood, just thought I'd let you know that I worked with Poopie Schwartz the other day and he said that session you did with him for Kardashians - Cleavage II The Musical was some of the most recent work he has ever heard!"
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"Yo Babe. Jenny Lean-Backwards said at the Basingstoke Voice Over mixer that she worships the ground you're going too!"
There's a switch that one can switch on an aircraft or a button that can be buttoned in a car marked thus "ENABLE/DISABLE". It is pacifically for the HUD. My Human HUD has a Negativity Filter which appears to have the same effect as DISABLE.
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Mike Harrison
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Joined: 03 Nov 2007
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Location: Equidistant from New York City and Philadelphia, along the NJ Shore
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"I felt a great disturbance... as if millions of human beans suddenly cried out... and kept doing it." — Obi Web Cacophony
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Bish
3.5 kHz
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
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Location: Lost in the cultural wasteland of Long Island
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"Do you want to know what I think?"
- "Do you have a cheque book and are you giving me money?"
"No"
- "Thank you for your kind offer, but I must respectfully decline."
OK... maybe I'm not always that polite 
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Smoke me a kipper... I'll be back for breakfast.
I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls. |
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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 11074
Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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| Bish wrote: | "Do you want to know what I think?"
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At that point I would simply gasp!
"Amaze me no further! The fact that you have just revealed you have the capacity for rational thought is one surprise too many! You think you know somebody and then they suddenly drop a bombshell like that!" |
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