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Dan-O The Gates of Troy
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samowry Club 300
Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 371 Location: Portland, OR
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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sdaeley17 Club 300
Joined: 04 Sep 2013 Posts: 338 Location: Port Orchard, WA
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This is Hilarious! They hit on every note!
Thanks, Dan-O! _________________ "There's Magic all around us; you just have to see it. And the most wonderful Magic of all, is just bein' alive." -Uncle Montork, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe |
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Jack Daniel Cinquecento
Joined: 23 Jun 2016 Posts: 577 Location: SoCal
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks Dan! But please ask next time you want to post surreptitiously recorded video of my life. _________________ Jack Daniel
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11060 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 11:25 pm Post subject: |
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Fabluss!
Still having trouble dealing with the world?
This'll fix anyone. A few hours with my brother, Robert.
Robert is older than me by 18 months and as my brother I love him very much. He is a techie, a man of the people, has no filter or situational awareness where people are concerned and more verbal ticks than an 18 year old Valley Girl.
VO who has just met him says as an opener (massive hint about VO work)
"Y'know I was in a studio ..."
Rob interrupts.
"Mate o'mine, y'know see right, changed a water filter for a studio ok, right. You see right ok it was in Swindon. EVER GOT stuck on the M4 going into Swindon ok? BLOODY NORA! Right y'see ok it was ........MMMMlemme see ok right. RIGHT. YEAH. OK. it was a Friday night. There's a place outside that ok right thing y'know any way. It wasn't bombed during the war coz no one gives a shit about Swindon except for the Kebab shop in the old town ok, see ,right. Ian ate the biggest mixed doner ok right so well any way y'see after 9 pints of Stella ok. SICK like everywhere y'know right, same colour as his car okay. He likes the Volvo S90 GOES like shit off a shovel. His missis ok right y'see don't like it coz she's a shortass ok right y'see. Shouldn't wear skirts THAT short ok coz well y'know right ok any way it's got eco-power . ee reckons that it gives him like sorta ok right y'see 80 mpg on a run with the kids on board ok even with y'know his little lad Mike what's disabled so he's got a wheelchair so that's on board too ok y'know see right. Made of composites so easier to lift ok right see. Jeff don't like him ok coz he makes him nervous right y'know like coz well Jeff's got a dodgy foot, got it when he was in the Army in Iran ok. Grenade blew his leg off ok ysee. Surgeon, mega tall bloke ok saved the foot, right or left or summink like that y'know but the leg had to be, anyway he'll spend the rest his life with tin leg and his real foot. Itches like buggery y'know when it rains ok, right. Still likes Carbonara even... you bin to Italy ant you. They STILL look at the Germans in a funny way ok right coz they didn't have no Spitfires ........"
If you're lucky this will only continue for 5 days. |
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