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Bish
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bacon... kippers... black pudding...

Sod this accredited voiceoverist lark... I want breakfast!
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Bruce
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've declared my Bacon number to be a 1.5 now that I've worked with him.... sorta.

http://www.vo-bb.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=18146


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Option (B) Has walked a Border Collie. YES!!!

OAV Option - Has a Cat or Cats but secretly wishes they were Border Collie(s)
Well...that may well be the case this morning since during that last 6 hours or so my supposed-felines have been chasing/stalking/catching-then-dropping/chasing again a small grey mouse that seems to have breached the walls of Chez Liz & Steve.

I recorded and booked jobs via the wee-huttie? Does that count?

I have also eaten Fish & chips from a fine establishment in Portgordon...and as Peter will attest, I LOVE herring!

Patiently awaiting my acceptance letter...still waiting....waiting...waiting....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...are we there yet?


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Fran McClellan
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

But...but...I thought I was already certified (and qualified, if these pins are to be believed)! Cry Cry Cry


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Philip Banks
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 8:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Move on! There is now an elevated status worthy only of the worthy who are deemed to be worthy.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 9:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I shall work diligently to achieve said elevated status!

Off to play with the puppy (who's not a Border Collie, but is still pretty cute ;-p)


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, oh so pretty and witty and gay!

It's so nice when you belong to something.




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Philip Banks
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There will be a maximum of 250 OAV (Two Hundred and Fifty Officially Accredited Voiceoverists). I, Philip Banks, Hello, select15 (three more than Twelve - estimate) Newly appointed OAVs will nominate 5 ( that's like three only not). I may reject nominations. To be fair, I am almost certain to reject nominations.

Reasons for rejections

1 - Excremental. Below quality threshold.
2 - Poor level of intelligence e.g thinks a racist wears a helmet and drives a single seat car around a track for a living.
3 - Has never seen Blithe Spirit starring Rex Harrison and Margaret Rutherford.
4 - Blames Voices.com for the collapse of the industry as we know it and is unable to use the excuse "I'm only 5 years old"
5 - Senior Emeritus WOVO people.
6 - Had to Google "Emeritus".
7 - Has an "about me" section on their website best read after smoking a joint.
8 - Is deceased or behaves in a manner making it hard to tell.
9 - Repeatedly complains that "these new voices on TV are terrible"
10 - Could brand themself Janus.
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Philip Banks
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The selection process is open for selection to be selected as an Officially Accredited Voiceoverist.

Should you self-nominate you will be refused entry into the hallowed halls and made to sell Fish n Chips in Cullen.

The final decision will be made by the Senior Grand Voiceoverist, hello.

Good luck or bad luck if you like the idea of (a) Cullen and (b) Fish n Chips.

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todd ellis
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

could you wear it upside down to say, "yes, it's true, but i don't want to talk about it."?
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Philip Banks
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Inverted all the magic falls out. Is THAT what you want coz THAT'S what'll happen!
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i retract my question, yer honor.

your witness counselor.
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Lizden
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yay! For a second there, I thought Bish & I were going to be automatically disqualified! (& no, I didn't have to look it up!) cool Ninja
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Bruce
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Philip Banks wrote:

Should you self-nominate you will be refused entry into the hallowed halls and made to sell Fish n Chips in Cullen.


Oh no! I shall retract my self-nomination to said august body, beg for forgiveness, and seek such honor if and when the Senior Grand Voiceoverist (hello) may see fit to bestow it. Besides, that's a really spiffy pin.

Further more, I checked out Cullen, and while I like fish n chips.... ah, no. I have no desire to sling cod in Cullen.

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Philip Banks
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 8:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I nominated you so away with your nonsense! Need an earth address for badge (pin) delivery.
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