VO-BB - 19 YEARS OLD!

Philip Banks · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:18 am Post subject: VO S.O.B

Yes, that's right, finally it's here! The Voiceoverist School Of Business.

If I can answer your business related questions I will. If not I'm sure someone else may know the answer.

DougVox · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:24 am Post subject:

While Philip's credentials speak for themselves (literally), anyone who's wondering about them should refer to the new auto-signature below his posts for confirmation.

Nice touch, Philip!
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bobsouer · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:38 am Post subject:

I'm sobbing for joy, I'm so happy to see this thread. Wink

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Deirdre · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:14 am Post subject:

I'M laffing with joy so there's tea in my nose.
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Lizden · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:40 am Post subject:

...and there's coffee all over my monitor! Kiss

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todd ellis · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:48 am Post subject:

there's a squirrel in my undershirt.
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DougVox · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:50 am Post subject:

Todd, please tell me that that's not a euphemism for something.
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ricevoice · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:51 am Post subject:

Professor Banks,

I realize sacks of cash are the preferred method of payment for voice work, but I'm wondering if sacks of gold, diamonds, or oil might hold their value better. Please advise on the type of sacks I should be requesting from clients.

Sincerely,
Compensationally-Confused in California
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todd ellis · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:51 am Post subject:

bobsouer · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:52 am Post subject:

Philip Banks · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:08 am Post subject:

Dear Compensationally-Confused in California,

Sacks of gold ONLY gold. Ironically gold is priced in US dollars which are worthless but everyone is too polite to say. Having said that the dollar is underwritten by a strong economy, China's.

VO pay should be in gold or chow mein delivered in pastel coloured sacks.

Bailey · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:11 am Post subject:

My first choice would be a Vons gift card.
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Chuck Davis · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:13 am Post subject:

3 words: Jiffy Lube Gift Certificates

(crap..that's four)
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Matto · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:44 am Post subject:

Dear Professy,

Can the rural man receive his gold in the form of oxen? If so, what is the going oxen quantity for a national commercial for McDonalds on a 1 year run?

Sincerely,
Stupidly Studious
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roger · Posted: Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:58 am Post subject:

Dear VO SOB:
Why do I need to know anything about business?
I'm an artiste and have been told I possess a great voice and
besides I love the sound of my voice.
Won't the jobs and the money naturally and automatically
flow to me with little or no effort.
You're confusing me. Didn't I tell you I'm an artiste?
I can't be bothered by marketing, bookkeeping and other such
tedious endeavors.
I believe you're scamming me. I don't want to hear that tripe anymore
and want nothing more to do with you.
Good day, sir!
The Artiste - Magna Vox
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