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bobsouer
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A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examined him and said, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago, my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...hollandaise sauce! I love it so much now that I put it on everything -- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything!"
The dentist said, "Well, that's probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll have to make you a new one, and this time, I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asked the patient.
"It's simple," said the dentist. "Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
(Send by my brother-in-law to my wife and she to me.)
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CarynClark
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That was funny.... good way to start my morning!!!!!!!
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Now I'm seeing Perry Como in a white coat.
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Diane Maggipinto
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i practiced my voice talkin' with this. i read the joke to a colleague, as if bob himself had a plate issue, and he completely fell for it.
good practice ... better joke. LOL!
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Brett Mason
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ccpetersen
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"Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
I think this needs to be today's quote...
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My plate runneth over with hollandaise cheer!
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ccpetersen
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Oh, saucily done!
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Deirdre
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Ye Gods.
I groaned, even though I have laryngitis to the point of having no voice at all.
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Moe Egan
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Ha! Love it! Reminds me of the mind reader who walked bare foot and ate only garlic to improve his powers to the point he had calloused feet, brittle bones and bad breath.
He was a super callous, fragile mystic cursed with halitosis!
I love puns.
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thanks for the jokes, folks! i'm on the horn with my sister dina, stuck in traffic in boston (see "Storm" thread) and entertaining her from my end!
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VERY nice, bob!
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YEY Again I have to try & explain to my DH why I'm giggling away @ the computer! 
THOSE are ALL really funny!
L.
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