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Mandy Nelson
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This was removed on CL but I thought it was hilarious so here I share:
| Quote: | Talent Needed: Help Me Catch My Cheating Wife (Cambridge/Arlington)
from craigslist boston
I believe my wife is cheating on me and I need proof. I have setup a meeting for her with a potential lover. I need someone to talk to her on the phone as this potential lover. It will take less than 15 minutes. I need someone who is available this afternoon. I will provide the phone to use to call and will pay $20 for your time. I am open to negotiating the rate. |
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todd ellis
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| Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:53 am Post subject: |
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does this guy not have any friends?
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ccpetersen
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| Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:08 am Post subject: |
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There are, I believe, some things even friends shouldn't do for a guy. 
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Mandy Nelson
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| Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:50 am Post subject: |
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He didn't even say if he was looking for a male or a female.
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Bill Campbell
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| Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 8:57 am Post subject: |
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I submitted an audition for this. They didn't like my Fenando Lamas.
They're looking for more of a Russell Crowe type.
"Infidelity in Hi Fidelity"
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CarynClark
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| Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:06 am Post subject: |
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Holy cow... what a riot. In a sad way.
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Lee Gordon
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:12 am Post subject: |
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Did the ad say anything about sneezing? 
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voicy1stef
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:14 am Post subject: |
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this is sad!
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davidmonteath
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:08 am Post subject: |
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Sounds more like someone wants to listen to someone talking dirty to his wife.
Am I wrong, but if she is having an affair wouldn't she know the guy!!!!
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Philip Banks
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:20 am Post subject: |
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"I have setup a meeting for her with a potential lover"
So how would that meeting go?
Her "So tell me ......"
Neville "errrr ........Neville, sorry"
Her "You're British, right?"
Neville "Sorry, yes, sorry"
Her "Ok, so, what do you like to do?"
Neville "Well to be honest I'm jolly keen on making model aircraft out of balsa wood. Am working on a mark 9 Spitfire at the mom....."
Her "I meant with girls?"
Neville "Well I suppose they could hold my glue gun"
Her (leans forward and pouts) "Well honey now ....(realises) You really meant a GUN FOR GLUE to help you make airplane models didn't you?"
Neville "Not an enthusiast?"
Her "I'm just looking for a good, long ......."
Neville "Waiter! May I have the bill please and would you escort this lady to the nearest motel" |
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Diane Maggipinto
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sounds like a job for v123
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Hasser
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:36 am Post subject: |
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I find this UNBELIEVABLE
It's from Boston - and I'm guessing ALL guys there are only interested in the Boston Bruins
drive to the Stanley Cup and the Celtics trying to repeat as NBA champs...
Littlefield?? SO sorry about your Spurs 
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Mandy Nelson
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:43 am Post subject: |
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heh heh, he said Celtics.
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David J
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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"In a world...
Where every man's a cuckold....
And every wife's a scamp..."
Oh, not that kind of voice acting? Sorry...
Who knew there was a demand for Blazes Boylan ADR? Viva el Joyce!
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Lee Gordon
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| Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Hasser wrote: | I'm guessing ALL guys there are only interested in the Boston Bruins
drive to the Stanley Cup and the Celtics trying to repeat as NBA champs... |
Absolutely not true! The Sox are playing the Rays tonight, too.
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