VO-BB - 19 YEARS OLD!

[Philip Banks]

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves..

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress £2000. Morning Suit-£100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut blister or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts! for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

……………No wonder men are happier.

[Bruce]

Here, here! Phabulous Philip. Thanks!

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I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. .

[tackerman]

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[Hart]

Back when I was in college and drank and smoked I really loved the beach.

It was one big ashtry next to a giant toilet.
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[Don G.]

Thanks for that. Until one sees it written up in a list, we tend to take all those great things for granted.

[Diane Maggipinto]

[Deirdre]

[LaurenLee]

Way too many images Banksey!!

I will smile at this for days.....
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[Christopher French]

Philip,

You ROCK!!
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"The only limitations we truly have are the ones we place on ourselves." -Attributed to Donald Trump

[Audiogal]

Our board presents both sides of topics under discussion.
Banksey says men are happier...

It's Good to Be a Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.


~ Aw, we love you guys ~
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[Bruce]

Speaking of a frog in a blender, have you ever played the frog in the blender game from JoeCartoon.com? I guarantee, it's unforgettable. Not for young children or adults of tender sensibilities:

http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/featured_frog_anim

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I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. .

[Deirdre]

Chocolate really is the answer sometimes.
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[Christopher French]

Jen would absolutely hate the frog blender, she has a strange affinity for frogs, and I have no idea why.
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"The only limitations we truly have are the ones we place on ourselves." -Attributed to Donald Trump

[BenWils]