VO-BB - 19 YEARS OLD!

[Drew]

A guy walks into a bar.
Upon entry he comes across a twelve inch tall man playing a tiny piano.
"Whats up with the little guy?" He asked a man sitting at the bar.
"Oh, that's the product of the genie sitting over there in the corner, " replied the patron.
"Cool! Does he grant anybody's wish?"
"Sure, but he's a little hard of hearing, though."
So, the man walked over the the genie and asked, "Kind genie can you make me a hundred bucks?"
"Of course," the genie replied.
Suddenly there was a loud POOF of smoke and 100 quaking ducks appeared in the bar. Stunned, the man walked back over to the patron at the bar.
"Damn! You're right he IS hard of hearing."
The patron looked up from his drink and replied, "What? Do you actually believe I asked him for a twelve inch pianist?"
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[Bailey]

Drew... Now that is phony...I mean funny.

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[marko]

Did you hear that when Ted Kennedy first heard of "Roe vs. Wade" He thought those were ways to leave the scene of an accident?

[Deirdre]

All right you guys, keep it clean in here.

Sister Mary Deirdre
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[Tom Greenlee]

Jokes I just got from my free prize in Cracker Jacks

1. What did the alien say to the plant?

"Take me to your weeder!"

2. What do planets read?

"comet books!"


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"Communication without intelligence is noise; Intelligence without communication is irrelevant."

Gen. Alfred. M. Gray, USMC
Former Commandant of the Marine Corps

[allensco]

What were Batman and Robin's names after they were run over by the steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon!

[jrodriguez315]

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.

She posed this question to her students: "What would you call a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A voiceover director?"
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[glittlefield]

Then there's this great artist I heard about. He's an impressionist painter from way out in the country whose only subjects are cows and horses.

His name? Moo-nay.
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[Rick Gordon]

Roofing business slogan on truck
"Above all....you need a roof"
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[TC]

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

[Don Hammock]

Two gentleman were sitting in a New York city bar quietly minding their own business. After a while, one hears the other speak, and notices a DISTINCT Irish accent ! The other gentleman can't help but hear the Irish accent, and says to him, " Soo whut pert of Eyerlund you be frum!!" The other responds " Wull Duublun of course!" The other responds " Whutt a coincedence- me tuuu!!" The other responds " Really ! uund frumm what school deed ya graaduate frumm?". The other responds" Wull Suunt Merrys ugh course!!!"
"Me tuuuu" says the other gentleman. Well, this goes on for a WHILE.
These two gentlemen, as well as the other customers, were absoulutely astonished at the co-incedences of similarities between these two bar patrons. AND THEN- it ALL MADE SENSE !!!
After a while ,,, the bartender says to the Bar Waitress just coming on duty
" get ready sweety, it's going to be be a looong nite- the MURPHY TWINS are drunk AGAIN !!!!"