VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

Dave · Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:33 pm Post subject: Jist fer grins...

State Motto's

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the women are not.
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Frank F · Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:15 pm Post subject:

Utah's other motto: When it comes to wives, three or four are definatley better than one!

(For me, the reality is "man was not meant to be ruled by more than one master...)

FF

billelder · Guest

Dave, Where'd you get these? They're hysterical.

I'm from Georgia (but born in New York). I put on a disguise to go to church.

Dave · Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:58 pm Post subject:

Philip Banks · Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:32 am Post subject:

Well it made me smile .....

http://www.star107.co.uk/captioncomp.html

Philip Banks · Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 4:37 am Post subject:

A week in the life of a voice over

Day 1 – I’m going to be a voice over as friends say I have a really good
voice.
Day 2 – Go on the course to learn a whole bunch about being a voice
over. Taught by someone who is failing to make a living as a
voice over.
Day 3 – Get a demo made by the hottest producer known by the voice
coach.
Day 4 – Join VO-BB as a new member.
Day 5 – Ask for demo feedback
Day 6 – New member, what new member?
Day 7 – I gave voice overs a week and it didn’t work out. I’m going to be
a Cardiovascular surgeon as friends say I have really steady
hands.