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Philip Banks · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:42 am Post subject: It is written in the Skype

I shall have 7 contacts and the number of mine contacts shall be 7. Oh great and mighty Skype (may his shadow ne'er be diminished) hath laid bare the list of contacts that is called the list of contacts and smote a multitude so that the number that shall be standing will be 6 and 1 other which maketh it 7.

'pon mine supplication Skype (may his shadow ne'er be diminished) spake unto me.

"Thou hast remove-ed they that are called contacts, thous hast purged thine list, thou hast cast them as far as the east is from the west (48 miles) so shalt thou ne'er set thine eyes upon there wretched beings again"

Skype (may his shadow ne'er be diminished) hath spoken ...7 shall it be for eternity.

Funny ole day.

Bruce · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:03 am Post subject:

Ain't technology grand? Ninja

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Eddie Eagle · M&M Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 2393

Waiteth till day 8 whenst all shalt be forgiven and contacts restored.

Chuck Davis · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:17 pm Post subject:

When do we get to the part with "The Holy Hand Grenade?"
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Jason Huggins · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 2:38 pm Post subject:

...FIVE!!! Uhhh...three sir... THREE!!!

ConnieTerwilliger · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:13 pm Post subject:

Forgive me father for I have no idea what any of this means.

Hast thou forsaken me because I have not solemnly (or festively) clicked on the tiny red telephone handset lo these many months?

To be cast out without the potential of a wee huttie and border collie fix will dwell heavy on my heart.

But I suppose I will live...
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Philip Banks · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:34 pm Post subject:

No one has been forsaken, you're not a contact of mine. Skype (may his shadow ne'er be diminished) hath flushed dozens of my contacts away yet when challenged said I did it. Worse still, I did it with 3 more this afternoon whilst out with the Collies ... Clever eh!

My Skype ID is voiceoverist if anyone is interested in being my contact until you vanish tomorrow while I'm making coffee.

Happily Echo/Sound Test Service remains a loyal chum.

ConnieTerwilliger · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:41 pm Post subject:

A veil has been lifted.

And a pox upon those infidel electrons casting such terror upon thee.
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Eddie Eagle · M&M Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 2393

It possibly doth maketh sense that thee may changeth thine password.

Pam · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:02 pm Post subject:

These be terrible times in the kingdom.
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Now what did I come in here for?

ccpetersen · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:12 pm Post subject:

Nay, no good word is ever said of Skype, particularly when it taketh on a new aspect in an upgrade.
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Bruce · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 6:21 pm Post subject:

Forgiveth me for not scribing the following in fluent King James, for I wouldst be here all nighteth.

On the topic of ill-mannered Skype, recently mine would not ring when I got calls. The calls went into space (I guess). Thirty minutes with a nice Skype tech person and we discovered I had been leaving my Skype program open all the time and since I had not closed and re-launched it, it had not received the latest software updates and it just laid there, stupefied. Works great again. I'm just thinking the question, "When did you last re-boot the program?" should be something like question 3 from the tech guy, not question 23.

And thus endeth the lesson.

Philip, I'll send you my Skype account name so you have something else to mysteriously discard.

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Gregory Best · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 8:06 pm Post subject:

Bruce mine is really out of date. My usb device doesn't play well with newer versions of Skype. I hardly turn it on.
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Jason Huggins · Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 9:47 pm Post subject:

Philip Banks · Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:50 am Post subject:

"I notice from your IP address that you're no longer in Australia. What do you think about the British weather?" asked my chatty tech support person.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmright!