VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

Philip Banks · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 9:12 am Post subject: My next coach class experience

Coming soon to an abattoir near you - How to be like totally, really, really interesting!

Ok, you're fine, but them, you know of whom I speak- About as engaging as a piece of used toilet paper at a Duck Convention.

"Philip (for tis my name), why is my career as a Voice Actor not hitting new heights?"

"errrrr ummm ...about 3.30 but my watch may be slow" I reply.

Non-diplomatic reply is unprintable.

Take the test.

Do you think charisma is the 25th of December?
Do you know the best mic for your voice AND the best ear plugs for people who have to listen to it?
You're doctor knows what YOU do for a living but what does he/she do?
Is it ok to critique the style and delivery of a eulogy?
If you have children have they told their friends that they're are orphans?
Before you read to someone do you tell them that they have rights?
Have you ever been invited for dinner by anyone ..twice?
Did you ever take so long to tell a New York Cab driver all about your career that he had time to drive passed all five Empire State Buildings?
"In a world ...." When you read that, did you do it out loud sounding like a tw*t?
Having answered the above are you blushing?

Sign up for my coach class experience - The world will thank you!

Leslie Humble · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:07 am Post subject:

Ah the all too rare bits of happiness we find from an original and humorous comment opposing the all to often pendantic and pseudo comical presumed witticisms
of a world adrift in platitudes and barbarism.

This was a gem.

"Is it okay to critique the style and delivery of a eulogy."

Please send my new keyboard promptly.
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Gregory Best · Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:21 pm Post subject:

Coach class? What happened to first class? I need leg room.
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Jen Gosnell · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:56 am Post subject:

Ha ha Greg! I was totally expecting this to be a post about Philip's next airborne adventure with no leg room. Wink

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David Gibson · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:48 am Post subject:

Thanks, Philip. Do you take cash, credit, or can sheep be used as currency? Also, are scripts read from right to left in the UK? I drove on the wrong side of the road once while being over there.
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Gregory Best · Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:31 pm Post subject:

Jen, I was just being "literally" silly.
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Philip Banks · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 12:24 am Post subject:

Cost can be paid in curry or cash.

Frank F · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 1:32 am Post subject:

I have "curry in a hurry" will that do?

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heyguido · Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 3:10 am Post subject:

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