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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11075 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 12:15 am Post subject: Audition specs Noooo! Announcer voices! |
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FYI. This is what the ad creatives actually mean - For the most part the people requesting "no announcer voices" are trying to be polite,. What they want to say is "Yeah we know you think you have GREAT PIPES which simply sounds like something vaguely gynecological, you really wanted to do Movie Trailers like the guy who had the limo in the thing with the thing with the other guys and that you did breakfast for a small mid large market station locally on a pre-regional national station "Good ole K-LMNOPQRST FM" until the basstids at corporate replaced you with a Commodore 64, but you just make a noise. We have no idea how important you think you were. We need an effective communicator, someone engaged, engaging. Someone who is able to sit in the head space of our target market for 30 to 60 seconds and get them to react in a positive manner. Someone able to read the list of paint colours available from a local hardware store and get people to sit up and say - "That is SO my favourite colour" or "I love the sound of that" or ....... Wait, no announcer voices is probably easier isn't it? |
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Mandy Nelson MMD

Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 2914 Location: Wicked Mainah
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 8:39 am Post subject: |
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Some people will read this and still not get it. Got it? _________________ 006 member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Mic. Bonded by sound.
Manfillappsoc: The Mandy and Philip mutual appreciation Society. Who's in your network?
Have you seen my mic closet? ~ me to my future husband |
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Yonie CM

Joined: 31 Aug 2011 Posts: 906
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2017 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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Stop sounding like a loud chav. Make love to my ears. |
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Deirdre Czarina Emeritus

Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 13023 Location: Camp Cooper
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 6:30 am Post subject: |
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"Sound like you know what you are talking about, not just reading words on paper." _________________ DBCooperVO.com
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Al Moulliet Contributor

Joined: 29 Mar 2017 Posts: 29 Location: Reno NV
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2017 8:48 pm Post subject: |
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If you can't read the specs and "get it" how can you read the copy so I "get it" _________________ Create your own Great Life
Al Moulliet
www.moullietvoicepro.com |
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iannyc Been Here Awhile

Joined: 04 Oct 2016 Posts: 261 Location: Brooklyn, NYC
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Posted: Sat May 20, 2017 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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All I have to say is...
BOOM HEADSHOT +420
The kind of cruelty that makes kings of us all |
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ballenberg Lucky 700
Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 793 Location: United States
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Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 3:27 am Post subject: |
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Huh? |
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