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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11060 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:43 am Post subject: How VERY dare you! OT (Slightly) |
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This is the genuine closing line of my horoscope for today - "Take this opportunity to do something special for someone you love."
I sat bolt upright at my desk as my jaw dropped like a droppy thing. I was outraged at the suggestion. Could my world get any worserer? NO!
I stamped my feet like a petulant 5 year old and shouted at the screen.
"F*** OFF! I've done enough for SO many, now it's my turn!"
Not holding my breath, obviously. |
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todd ellis A Zillion
Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 10512 Location: little egypt
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:11 am Post subject: |
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one of those days, huh? _________________ "i know philip banks": todd ellis
who's/on/1st?
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi
Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11060 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:56 am Post subject: |
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Plodding along very nicely thank you. My Horoscoper is currently dealing with an inexplicable 5 flat tyres. Oh the local kids and their larks and japes! |
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Frank F Fat, Old, and Sassy
Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 4421 Location: Park City, Utah
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 11:38 am Post subject: |
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You DID do something nice for someone you love... that someone is you. Hope they were expensive tires.
F2 _________________ Be thankful for the bad things in life. They opened your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before. email: thevoice@usa.com |
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JohnV Been Here Awhile
Joined: 25 Feb 2016 Posts: 233 Location: Md/DC
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Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:11 pm Post subject: |
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"My Horoscoper is currently dealing with an inexplicable 5 flat tyres. Oh the local kids and their larks and japes!"
now I need a cross-Atlantic cash-settlement for spewing Ucky-Stuff all over my screen and keyboard and subsequent cleany-costs-for-things-I should-have-forseen-but-don't-want-to-be-held-responsible-for.
wah...
HorrorScopists need to be held accountable... _________________ SoundscenesDC, main talent and production offices just 385k km up the gravity well in LuNoHoCo Center, old satellite studios still bookable at the future site of Johnson City! |
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