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Deirdre
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 Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 11:42 am Post subject: Best commercial line this week. |
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FORGOT THE MILK? STOP BY [STORE NAME] IN [TOWN] OR [OTHER TOWN] FOR ALL THE BASICS. LOCAL AND ORGANIC PRODUCE, FRESH SEAFOOD AND DELICIOUS MEAT FOR THE GRILL. RIGHT OFF THE HIGHWAY!
I swear to god, no one must read this crap aloud before we get it.
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That's how they can offer you low, low prices!
(And you can pretty much guarantee it was "free range" to go with the organic produce.)
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richgates
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| with please, my doctor said I could use more roughage in my diet. |
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Yep. You could be in a factory cutting your asphalt. And isn't is always some ass's phalt?
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Yoda117
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I had one last week that was from a "children's story" for managers regarding how to "show power".
Besides the horrible use of the English language, there was one section, where the subject of our story, "Gregory the Goose" learned by watching other gees peck each other to determine dominance.
I won't repeat the lines (for fear of incurring the wrath of the beloved DB ), but I'm sure you can figure out the hillarity that ensued from reading. 
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BenWils
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 12:58 pm Post subject: Re: Best commercial line this week. |
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| Deirdre wrote: | | DELICIOUS MEAT FOR THE GRILL. RIGHT OFF THE HIGHWAY! |
Pre-tenderized steaks...you can't beat that. 
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Deirdre
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| Quote: | | I won't repeat the lines (for fear of incurring the wrath of the beloved DB ) |
Your restraint is much appreciated!
And I think we and goosey-goosey guess what happened.
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KaraEdwards
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My dad was a taxedermist...I grew up surrounded by delicious meat right off the highway...
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louzucaro
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That sounds like a scene out of a B movie...
"ALONE and miles from civilization...SURROUNDED by delicious meat right off the highway...Kara Edwards IS hungry and terrified in John Carpenter's latest horror masterpiece!"
What ever happened to John Carpenter anyway?
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KaraEdwards
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glittlefield
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Mmmm... Flatcats and Armadillos...
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Lizden
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....on the half shell!
L.
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bobsouer
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| louzucaro wrote: | | That sounds like a scene out of a B movie... |
Lou,
OK. I just threw this together in a few minutes, but Lou your line inspired a small bit of insanity; which if you care to listen you can hear here:
http://bobsouer.com/pix/KaraTrailerBit.mp3
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Lizden
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OMG!
Let's kill off DLF now, so that BOB can take over!!!!!
Bob...you are just the best!
Liz
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