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Deirdre
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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:40 am Post subject: Jack Handey in The New Yorker |
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| Quote: | Show monkey in a tree.
Narrator says, “The monkey, proud and smart, in his native habitat. But one thing he does not have . . . "
Show a giraffe.
“. . . is a long neck, like the giraffe. Which is why nature has allowed them to combine forces.”
Show monkey on giraffe’s neck. (Note: Monkey may have to be tied on.)
Then the narrator says, “The monkey can now see very far, and has protection from predators. And the giraffe has a little friendly guy to ride around on him.”
The monkey is shot by a poacher and falls from giraffe. Put ketchup on monkey to make him look bloody, but put something bad-tasting in the ketchup or monkey will lick it all off. Shoot BB gun at giraffe to make him run off.
Narrator: “The monkey and the giraffe have been separated.” |
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todd ellis
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THAT is the funniest thing i will read this weekend ... guaranteed! thanks, deebs, for a MUCH needed laugh this morning!
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