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Frank F · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: OT: Planting Tomatos

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant
his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground
was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able
to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old
days.

Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They
apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received
another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could
do under the circumstances.

Love you, Vinnie

Toodles

F2
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Brett Mason · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:26 pm Post subject:

We, who live in New Jersey, don't see what's so funny....

bobbinbeamo · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject:

That's a good one, Frank. And Brett, I love the pic from one of my favorite TV shows.
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Lizden · Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject:

We don't have HBO, so I never saw it
But Little Steven lookes better with a Bandana & a guitar!

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L.

(Oh,..cute joke F2!_
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Gp · Guest

I liked it!

Chrissy · Guest

Frank that actually made me laugh out loud, and I'm Sicilian. We are a clever bunch.

I agree Little Stevie should stick to the bandana and guitar.

Chrissy

jrodriguez315 · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:03 am Post subject:

That was a good one. Thanks for the chuckle.
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Bruce · Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:27 am Post subject:

Sorry. My tomato was not impressed:

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