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[Jeff McNeal]

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[mcm]

LOL! I thought you said you had a new spam filter!!!! Scary.

Thanks for sharing - never knew spam made for such excellent reading

[mikemckenzie]

That is nothing short of brilliant! I see the making of a new Broadway musical on this one "SPAM: The Musical."

The lights come up on the stage, you hear what we just heard-you reading your spam subjnect lines, when you get to the one about "vaigra soft tabs" the music starts and another part of the stage lights up with two actors, a man and a woman talking about their frustrations with daily life and how they wish they had something that would bring more 'zing" into their lives....... they break intoa funny song about viagra-the story unfolds, ends and the moral of the story is given.............then fading back up is you reading the SPAM subject lines and stopping on antoher one.........another group of actors discussing their plight.....break into song about how they just won with publishers clearing house sweepstakes.......

Dude, you've got something there

[Spacegypsy]

Hee hee, that's a bit of a strange combination - Viagra and "soft" - love the irony you put into that!

If my spam came with clips of your voice, I'd probably respond to a lot more!

I recently changed my email address to stop spam - and it worked! It also gave me an opportunity to contact all my clients....

[PJHawke]

So Jeff, tell us....

How are you doing? :lol:

(guess the answer to that may vary depending on how many o' them soft-tab orders you filled out...)

PJ

[Jeff McNeal]

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[PJHawke]

eh...just a take on the fact that about five of the spam headlines you read were "How are you doing?"...guess it wasn't really that funny...ahem...

:oops:

[Jeff McNeal]

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[mcm]

This came to my email box today (the one I use in my other life) and I thought Jeff ought to have this to add to his collection:

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Thank Goodness!!!!!!

[SheSpeaksCopy]

Finally, the concept for a stage production that will be a delight to the ADD (attention deficit disorder) population. By the time you loose interest...there's another topic! Brilliant!

What was the name of that show again...
Loved the skit about viagra....
Spam! Yeah that canned meat stuff...nasty
Hey, you want to get a bite to eat?

[mcm]

This one really makes me chuckle:

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to choose from any field of your interest.

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YHDxe

[Bailey]

Thanks Jeff!.... That's the first time I'll ever really enjoyed listening to SPAM! You have done... what some would say... taken lemons, and made lemonade.

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[Debbie]

ROFLMAO
Oh my ... that was frikkin hilarious!!!

What about "Your email won LOTTO".

hahahahhahahaah.

I pay a company to filter my spam and, it actually works.

I have never lost a "real" client because of it either. If someone emails me, they have to verify themselves as a real person (unless I see their name in my filtered list first).

I won't post who the company is here, just in case it is preferred that I don't but they are excellent. I've been using them for 2 years.

Deb
Did I say how funny I thought that was LOL LOL, ahhhhhh nice to laugh isn't it.

[Charlie Channel]

Is that spam or is it phish?

Big smiles, here. Thanks!

C

[Christopher French]

You know, my mom always serves Spam fried with Open Pit BBQ sauce and Mac n Cheese on the side. . .now that's good eatin'!
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Christopher G. French

"The only limitations we truly have are the ones we place on ourselves." -Attributed to Donald Trump