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Diane Maggipinto
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 Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:35 pm Post subject: Outsourcing File Naming |
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rated R for all audiences
except people like me
amidst the countless MOH and verbiage such as
"this amazing opportunity is available only if you order NOW!"
are the file names, viewed today as the silver lining:
ASSALREADYRED
ASSPARTIALDATA
ASSPAYFAILED
ASSPROCESSING
Ass you were, friends 
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CarynClark
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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LOL.... thanks for the chuckle.
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Deirdre
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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Some filenames can be accidentally quite funny.
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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A car dealer was having a tent sale so he wanted spots to run before the sale, during the sale and after the sale.
The spot titles were:
PRETENSE
INTENSE
PAST TENSE |
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TheVoiceOfBob
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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On a similar track, here's a list of domain names.
1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is
www.whorepresents.com
2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com
3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at
www.penisland.net
4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com
5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company...
www.powergenitalia.com
6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales (that's in Australia):
www.molestationnursery.com
7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always
www.ipanywhere.com
8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is
www.cummingfirst.com
9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website
www.speedofart.com
10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com
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jrodriguez315
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Diane Maggipinto
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | A car dealer was having a tent sale so he wanted spots to run before the sale, during the sale and after the sale.
The spot titles were:
PRETENSE
INTENSE
PAST TENSE |
would that they ALL were so clever!
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Lizden
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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OK Bob...THOSE are FUNNY!
L.
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Diane Maggipinto
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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i'd like to update my original list with this one:
MYASSISINASLINGCUZNOWIMUSTREVISEEVERYLASTFILEASSASSASS
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Deirdre
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Some of these site names are someone's idea of nonexistant hilarity, some of them are really, truly, sometimes astonishingly online.
Only you can decide what's satire!
| TheVoiceOfBob wrote: | On a similar track, here's a list of domain names.
1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it... is
www.whorepresents.com |
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| Quote: | 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at
www.expertsexchange.com |
BOGUS
ONLINE
ONLINE
BOGUS
| Quote: | 6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales (that's in Australia):
www.molestationnursery.com |
BOGUS
ONLINE
ONLINE
| Quote: | 9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website
www.speedofart.com |
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| Quote: | 10. Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at
www.gotahoe.com |
ONLINE
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Diane Maggipinto
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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allora ... madonna mia ... stai scherzando?!!!
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Deirdre
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| Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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No, non sono. È un "placeholder."
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