VO-BB - 20 YEARS OLD!

todd ellis · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:05 pm Post subject:

it's like the guy who was arrested for taking workers from the coal fields of pennsylvania over to ohio to dig pits for stolen dolphins ...

he was charged with transporting miners over state lines for illegal pouropses.
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davidmonteath · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:08 pm Post subject:

Just checking.....but does anyone have a licence for Todd? Wink

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Lizden · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:15 pm Post subject:

I think it's expired... Wink

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todd ellis · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:24 pm Post subject:

now that's just mean!

Wink

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Diane Maggipinto · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:30 am Post subject:

license ... to kill ... us with his humor? good lawdie!

you slay me, ellis!

and all a y'alls. we're SO smart and funny!
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roger · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:24 am Post subject:

My personal favorite:
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath. He became known as a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
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Diane Maggipinto · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:25 am Post subject:

ahem, rog, please see page 1. Wink

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todd ellis · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:35 am Post subject:

whoo, boy ... i can't stop.

A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so
they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked
to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought
the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down,
but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They
ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and
most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the
friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't
close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can
prevent florist friars.
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roger · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:36 am Post subject:

Color me red.
I'm old, ok? Sorry, Moe, but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Take two!
Mercy Hospital in Chicago is run by a group of nuns who came from Australia. Through the years the years they have gone out of their way to maintain ties with their native land -- putting up a large map of the country in the recpetion area, and serving Australian tea from tins decorated with koala bears.

One night a patient calls a nun into his room and tells her how much he likes the hospital and the care. But he has one small complaint: he found some leaves in his tea.

"Oh," the nun says, "the koala tea of Mercy is not strained."

Did I redeem myself, Diane?
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Diane Maggipinto · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:37 am Post subject:

always redeemed, roger babe! Kiss

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roger · Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:44 am Post subject:

You're too sweet, Ms D, but are you sure there isn't some demeaning penance or something I need to perform, ahem, I'm sorry, my mind got to wanderin'.
-rog
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