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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11075 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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audio'connell wrote: | I'd like to congratulate Mr. Banks/Bass on his 400th post...you kids see what you can do with your time when you're not producing auditions?! | Also I'm now earning so much I'm seriously considering stopping my benefit claims.
Next week I move from French Fry frier to burger cheeser and that's when the big bucks roll in. |
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audio'connell T-Shirt

Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 1969 Location: in a dark studio with a single bulb light...day after day after....
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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Banksey wrote: | audio'connell wrote: | I'd like to congratulate Mr. Banks/Bass on his 400th post...you kids see what you can do with your time when you're not producing auditions?! | Also I'm now earning so much I'm seriously considering stopping my benefit claims.
Next week I move from French Fry frier to burger cheeser and that's when the big bucks roll in. |
Dude, I've got two words to secure your financial future: drive thru.
You "handle" your own register (cha-ching) and when your buds pull up, you can score them some awesome freebies :wink: ....and then they'll owe you free Slurpies when you all hit the 7-11 on the weekend.
I of course speak from experience! _________________ - Peter
audioconnell Voice Over Talent
Your friendly, neighborhood voice over talent |
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e-9 Guest
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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Let's see, first pet + street name = "Trousers Little"
<blink> <blink>
I don't think so.
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Deirdre Czarina Emeritus

Joined: 10 Nov 2004 Posts: 13023 Location: Camp Cooper
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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Not a real good porn name, that's for sure. _________________ DBCooperVO.com
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | 1. Your middle name + the name of the first street where you lived. |
Oh Lord, my fake name sounds like an accountant. LOL! Nevermind. |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11075 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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I was told my porn actor name should be the first name of someone you admire and the second name taken from a physical attribute.
At school Neil Critchell was always able to get the girls so I admired him so watch out for me in a porn film credited as Neil Slight Ear Infection. |
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SheSpeaksCopy Guest
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Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2005 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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This thread is heading into dangerously funny territory.... :wink:
Lauraine Main (me)...I hear Eliza Doolittle singing in my head now...
Butch Main (dog)...Lick my boots you spineless bas*$rd.
Nahhhh....I like my real name just fine. |
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Audiogal King's Row
Joined: 22 Aug 2005 Posts: 1083 Location: Shreveport, LA
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 10:20 am Post subject: |
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Katherine Robards here...sounds more like a serious actress than a porn star.
When I started in radio, my fiance's last name (soon to be mine) sounded like "a radio name" because of the alliteration. So that's what I used.
If I were on the air today, I'd still use that name, even though I've remarried & changed my name.
I use my real name for V/O. When I get a fully produced demo, I'll put up a website & finally "go public". Till then, I finally have a current photo...hopefully it is showing up with this post. I am no longer the "gal without a face" as I believe Banksey put it.  _________________ Mary |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11075 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:19 am Post subject: |
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What's funny is the thought that some people (not here) believe that by giving themselves a name like Tom Sills or Lipsy Purr they'll energise their careers and ensure long term success. Getting anywhere by being a good voice over is a ridiculous notion that'll get you nowhere.
You need to spend as much time as possible on branding, printing, business cards, networking, web site optimisation and the all important regular attending classes on how to teach Wilderbeest to knit. |
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brianforrester Backstage Pass

Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 492 Location: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:31 am Post subject: |
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Oh but Phil...
Don't forget that once you reach the mark of over 400 posts on VO-BB as well as other less known and far less professionally enriching bulletin boards, you're all but assured fame and fortune! :wink:
BTW... How are those knitting classes going? Have you managed to develop a more effective artifical limb for holding the needles?
tee hee hee  _________________ Brian Forrester Voice Overs
www.brianforrester.com
brian@brianforrester.com
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11075 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2005 11:44 am Post subject: |
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Callum the senior Wildebeest is not entering into the spirit of the classes. He was badly gored by an insurance salesman on the Ngorongoro plains in 1987 and it has left him with issues and a whole of life policy. Having said that my approach to pauses in TV promotions has improved thanks to all the Wildebeest dung in my booth. |
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PJHawke Contributore Level V
Joined: 30 Aug 2005 Posts: 160 Location: St. Louis
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:01 am Post subject: |
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Hmm...pet + street I don't think so... middle name + street maybe... Eddie Dorwood has possibilities (for a guy, I suppose any name with "Wood" in it is a good porn name), but Skippy Dorwood just doesn't cut it...
But seriously folks...lets not flame straw men by suggesting that anyone here believes a name is more important than vocal quality and skill. That's bullshit and you know it; everyone here knows what's important. But little marketing elements *DO* make a big difference, especially when you're starting out. While I do charity-type work, being memorable and marketable is not an issue, but when doing real marketing to paying customers, every little detail counts. |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11075 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:58 am Post subject: |
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PJHawke wrote: | But seriously folks...lets not flame straw men by suggesting that anyone here believes a name is more important than vocal quality and skill. That's bullshit and you know it; everyone here knows what's important. But little marketing elements *DO* make a big difference, especially when you're starting out. While I do charity-type work, being memorable and marketable is not an issue, but when doing real marketing to paying customers, every little detail counts. |
Did you read anything here that suggested anyone was being flamed? Perhaps you misread a posting, so easy to do. Here speaks the voice of experience on that particular issue.
Marketing, the mix needs to be right. The 4 Ps. Product, Price, Performance and Promotion. Do we have all the elements correct? We need to look at our diaries for last week (or any reasonable time frame) and count the number of paid gigs for the answer. |
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PJHawke Contributore Level V
Joined: 30 Aug 2005 Posts: 160 Location: St. Louis
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Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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My mistake...poor word choice. I keep forgetting certain words have their own distinct meaning in online environments. Or maybe the posting after getting off work at 3:30 am needs to stop, I may be missing things due to numbness.
I see your 4p's concept and agree that these would be the cornerstone of a marketing plan. But a wee voice keeps whispering that having a wishy-washy name would have a negative effect. Actors change their names all the time to make it more flashy and memorable. Dierdre named herself after an infamous rogue criminal who became a sort of anarchist folk hero; it's a name someone will hear once and remember. Maybe I'm attributing too much importance to it and it really makes no difference. I just need to make my decision before I buy my domain next month and set my site up; if I can do better than patjohnsonvoices.com I should decide soon.
It's like that damned tattoo I never got because I could never decide where I wanted it....I pick the stupidest things to stress over, I tell ya... |
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John M Guest
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Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Middle name and street name?
This is Steve Grammar coming to you live from nowhere! |
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