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BBeen
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 Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:07 am Post subject: New Info hope it helps somebody |
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila ® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister. |
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brianforrester
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:05 am Post subject: |
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And best of all... NO PRESCRIPTION REQUIRED. 
"Tequila available at most fine retailers"
I love it! (I'm just not a fan of the worm at the bottom) 
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Hart
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:36 am Post subject: |
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| brianforrester wrote: | | I love it! (I'm just not a fan of the worm at the bottom) |
sissy 
I wonder how much they would pay for an endorsement spot? I've been taking Tequila® for years. |
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BBeen
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:53 am Post subject: |
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| forget the tequila how do you make those little trademark symbols you know the r with the circle around it. May have to take some tequila just to figure it out...hic |
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Jeff McNeal
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 10:09 am Post subject: |
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Some people here have waaaay too much time on their hands.  |
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Doc
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 11:11 am Post subject: |
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Bud,
Is that a transcript from the Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson? I could swear I just saw him do that bit a few nights ago.
BTW - tequila has no worm... that's Mezcal! 
And, the Registered symbol, along with many other symbols can be found in the Character Map. Now, you're asking, "What's that and where the hell do I find it?"
In Windows, Start>All Programs>Accessories>System Tools>Character Map.
In MAC's - I have NO idea! LOL |
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BBeen
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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not sure where it originated...never up late enough to watch late-nit tv. Got it from an email list I'm on.
As far as the worm is concerned...the rumors about it being hallucinagenic are completely untrue...just ask the five beautiful women with three heads and 50 ft long arms I was with that nite.
® I still can't ® get that registered ® symbol thing to work right ® could it ® be something I'm doing wrong???®®® |
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John M
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Sounds like an ad I read for Fukitol. |
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Frank F
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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Ahhh, Jose' Cuervo - he is a friend of mine! Do you know the way to Jose'?
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Hart
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Jose and I got a little too frisky, so I'm not allowed to hang out with him anymore. Jack and I are still good friends though. |
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BBeen
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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I've a had a few(ok more than a few) stupid liquor days
unitl I realized that...
Drinking BEER makes BUD Wiser |
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brianforrester
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Hart
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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Brian!!! That's hilarious...especially how long the "disclaimer" is.
By the by...could you pronounce "about" for a good ole' southern boy again? |
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allensco
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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Brian...that was great! I enjoyed the hell out of it!
Yeah, let's hear the pronounciation on "about" again...just for us southerners |
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Christopher French
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| Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:45 pm Post subject: |
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Brian, THAT was great!! So what doctors recommend it? Drs Bartles and James?
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