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To audition? A line I won't cross.
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Philip Banks
Je Ne Sais Quoi


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bish wrote:
erm... I think I just responded to that one Smile



4 different sources sent it to me, they then sent the revisions so that makes 8 emails.

NDA was really bad, REALLY bad.

My audition criteria.

120% Skillset match
Fee is more than a First Class plane ticket to anywhere I'd like to go.

Or .....

"Do you know what? I'd quite like to do that"

Latter trumps everything.
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Diane Maggipinto
Spreading Snark Worldwide


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me laughed allowed at this thread.
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DougVox
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Me two!

Wink
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Donna
King's Row


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've missed all youse guys. Mwah!
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melissa eX
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Location: Lower Manhattan, New Amsterdam, the original NYC

PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh deer. Me knead I anew keybored.
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Benjamin Stovall
Been Here Awhile


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This seems like a perfect opportunity to plug an interesting book by Patricia T. O'Connor:

http://www.grammarphobia.com/books-html/books_woe-html
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roger
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Click
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Pam
The Thirteenth Floor


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm with you Bruce. I don't get the spelling errors so much on copy but I do get them with on camera scripts. It's one of my weeding out points, spelling and typos mean I'm not participating. If you can't pay attention to that, then maybe you'll forget I need to be fed whilst on set. Details will kill you every time.

On a side note, I also refuse to audition for any role that is named "so-and-so's Mom" Sheesh. Give me a name for pete's sake.
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Lee Gordon
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because my own brain cells have started to erode, and I catch myself making more typos than I used to in my youth, I tend to cut people a little slack for occasional simple mistakes, but if a script is so convoluted that it resembles something written by a small market radio account exec, I will often say, "Screw it; I can't work with these idiots," and I'll delete the audition.

I also delete any auditions for robo-calls because I hate them.
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Scott Pollak
The Gates of Troy


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't see this lead myself on V123, but Rick Riley did and sent it my way, thinking I'd get a laff out of it. More like a head-slap!

EVERY GMC COME STANDRAD WITH THE STABILITRAK ELECTRONIC STABILITY CONTROL SYSTEM.."

SIERRA IS INGENEERED TO HELP KEEP YOU COMFIDENTLY IN CONTROL.."

ADDITIONALLY, SIERRA STANDARD TRAILER SWAY CONTROL OFFERS CONFIDENCE EITHERWAY TRAILERING ON THE FULL LOAD

GMC IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE... (CONINUES)
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Jen Gosnell
A Hundred Dozen


Joined: 14 Jan 2010
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG Scott!! Reading that just gave me a bit of indigestion. Yes, literally physical indigestion! GAH!!!

My brain also hurts now. Cry
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Mike Harrison
M&M


Joined: 03 Nov 2007
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Location: Equidistant from New York City and Philadelphia, along the NJ Shore

PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm pretty much in agreement with you all on passing on the spelling-cursed auditions.

But, as long as we are discussing spelling... this example isn't from the VO world but from radio. For those who haven't worked in radio, an outcue is: in a commercial where a VO goes all the way to the end, it's the last couple of words spoken, so that we know when the spot is finished. (Otherwise, an outcue might be an element like a musical sting or a sound effect.)

At a station I worked at until about a year ago, a spot for a hospital concluded by reassuring would-be patients. The outcue, as typed by the Production Director (in his mid-to-late 20s) was "confidents."
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Bruce
Boardmeister


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That GMC writer may not be ignorant, but drunk off his/her arse!

All right, probably drunk and an ignoramus.


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I'm not a Zoo, but over the years I've played one on radio/TV. .
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todd ellis
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
COMFIDENTLY
or the more commonly used COMFIDENT is quite acceptable.


com·fi·dent
com·fi·dent adjective \ˈkäm-fə-dənt, -ˌdent\
: having a feeling or belief that because you are comfortable you will succeed : having comfidence

Bruce was comfident that his new rocker recliner would see him through the Breaking Bad marathon.
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Lee Gordon
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Years ago, I worked at a radio station where the News Director was a notoriously bad speller. One nearby town was Exeter, which he spelled "Exciter."
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