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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11074 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:47 am Post subject: Hidden downside of being friendless |
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As we all know and acknowledge I am friendless, universally despised and vilified. I trudge through life lonely and unloved, bitter and angry at my lot.
Believe or not there is a downside to the above. I needed to eat and ACTUALLY remembered for once. I rushed to the trusty motor vehicle and headed at speed to S2, the hot food dispensary.
What to have? The "Munchie Box", a variety of nibbles. Fine! No, not fine. The picture below show the contents of the 10 inch pizza box I was handed. 12 friends would've helped make a dent in the "snack". I hardly scratched the surface. Jazz and Bess did their bit by coping with a nibble or two at the kebab meat.
It's not all beer and skittles in the reject pile!
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Mandy Nelson MMD

Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 2914 Location: Wicked Mainah
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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Naan and fries?! I must have missed the part where we are unfriending Philip. I'm so late to everything around here lately. _________________ 006 member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Mic. Bonded by sound.
Manfillappsoc: The Mandy and Philip mutual appreciation Society. Who's in your network?
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Lee Gordon A Zillion

Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 6864 Location: West Hartford, CT
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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You say you have no friends and then you mention Jazz and Bess. Something doesn't add up.  _________________ Lee Gordon, O.A.V.
Voice President of the United States
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11074 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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They are in love with the donar meat only.
Pita bread, not nan.
In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face. |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11074 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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They are in love with the donar meat only.
Pita bread, not nan.
In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face. |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11074 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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They are in love with the donar meat only.
Pita bread, not nan.
In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face. |
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11074 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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They are in love with the donar meat only.
Pita bread, not nan.
In there were, fries, potato wedges, onion rings, breaded garlic mushrooms, chicken wings, donar meat, chicken tikka and probably other stuff buried deep beneath the north face. |
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Mandy Nelson MMD

Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 2914 Location: Wicked Mainah
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Look at that, Philip is writing to all of his imaginary friends. Poor Philip. _________________ 006 member of the Sisterhood of the Traveling Mic. Bonded by sound.
Manfillappsoc: The Mandy and Philip mutual appreciation Society. Who's in your network?
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11074 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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I left out Dave the magic Lizard from Bodmin! He has UnReallyUnfriended me now from Invisifacebook! Tragedy! |
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Bish 3.5 kHz

Joined: 22 Nov 2009 Posts: 3738 Location: Lost in the cultural wasteland of Long Island
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:45 pm Post subject: |
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You have no idea how much I miss something like that. I mean... fries and potato wedges... mystery meat, deep fried onion rings and mushrooms. I'm really hoping that you washed it down with a McKewan's... or at least an Irn-Bru.
... a healthy dollop of mushy peas or curry sauce (or both) would have made it perfect. _________________ Bish a.k.a. Bish
Smoke me a kipper... I'll be back for breakfast.
I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls... I will not feed the trolls. |
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Lee Gordon A Zillion

Joined: 25 Jul 2008 Posts: 6864 Location: West Hartford, CT
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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Jammie Dodgers for dessert. _________________ Lee Gordon, O.A.V.
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ccpetersen With a Side of Awesome

Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 3708 Location: In Coherent
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, Bish is right. It's not complete without the mushy peas.
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Foog DC

Joined: 27 Oct 2013 Posts: 608 Location: Upper Canuckistan
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:18 pm Post subject: Re: Hidden downside of being friendless |
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I had oral surgery today and can't eat any solid food for a couple days. Hearing my stomach growl as I look that no-doubt delicious plate of salt, grease, carbs and whatnot makes me want to join Facebook just so I can unfriend you sir! _________________ Andrew Fogarasi
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Philip Banks Je Ne Sais Quoi

Joined: 20 Jun 2005 Posts: 11074 Location: Portgordon, Scotland
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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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Had a nice salad with it and a can of Irn Bru ... All part of the meal deal.
Food for a bus load of Marines and one drink! |
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DeadDillo Contributore Level V

Joined: 23 Mar 2014 Posts: 196 Location: Austin, Texas
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Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:16 am Post subject: |
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"Had a nice salad..."
Well at least you're eating healthy.  _________________ www.MarleyAudio.com |
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